Rudyard Kipling"
“When you're left wounded on Afganistan's plains and
the women come out to cut up what remains, Just roll to your rifle
and blow out your brains,
And go to your God like a soldier”
General Douglas MacArthur"
“We are not retreating. We are advancing in another direction.”
“It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it.” “Old soldiers never die; they just fade away.
“The soldier, above all other people, prays for peace, for he must suffer and be the deepest wounds and scars of war.”
“May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't .” “The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
“Nobody ever defended, there is only attack and attack and attack some more.
“It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
The Soldier stood and faced God
Which must always come to pass
He hoped his shoes were shining
Just as bright as his brass
"Step forward you Soldier,
How shall I deal with you?
Have you always turned the other cheek?
To My Church have you been true?"
"No, Lord, I guess I ain't
Because those of us who carry guns
Can't always be a saint."
I've had to work on Sundays
And at times my talk was tough,
And sometimes I've been violent,
Because the world is awfully rough.
But, I never took a penny
That wasn't mine to keep.
Though I worked a lot of overtime
When the bills got just too steep,
The Soldier squared his shoulders and said
And I never passed a cry for help
Though at times I shook with fear,
And sometimes, God forgive me,
I've wept unmanly tears.
I know I don't deserve a place
Among the people here.
They never wanted me around
Except to calm their fears.
If you've a place for me here,
Lord, It needn't be so grand,
I never expected or had too much,
But if you don't, I'll understand."
There was silence all around the throne
Where the saints had often trod
As the Soldier waited quietly,
For the judgment of his God.
"Step forward now, you Soldier,
You've borne your burden well.
Walk peacefully on Heaven's streets,
You've done your time in Hell."
Repent, says the institution that decries excessive laughter - By Commander (Rtd) S THAYAPARAN Royal Malaysian Navy
Saturday, July 08, 2017
Malaysiakini : “Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.” - Mark Twain
COMMENT | Remember a couple of years ago when the Malaysian Islamic Development Department (Jakim) issued its new guidelines proclaiming comedy shows should not lead to “excessive” laughter.
MCA’s Koh Chin Han in a media statement said - "Jakim's failure to
see things from a wider perspective will certainly result in serious
impingement into the rights of an individual. This will lead towards a
divided Malaysian society along religious and/or gender lines. This
ironically runs against the justice the religion itself calls for."
Here is the thing. Jakim, or any other state-sanctioned Islamic
organisation, is apparently not interested in bringing Malaysians
together. They are interested in the purity of whatever school of
Islamic thought they are promulgating in this country. That is
axiomatic, right?
Remember when there was all this talk about specific labels for Muslim-produced goods. This is what I wroteabout
the turf war between Jakim and whatever the name was of that other
Islamic entity - “Every time the state pushes the edges of what is
acceptable when it comes to social cohesion by coddling interests such
as these and it goes unnoticed by the so-called silent majority or
voices of change in this country, we draw closer to a failed state that
would be the logical outcome, if and when we collapse economically.”
(Appropos everything, remember in that label fiasco, “Rural and
Regional Development Minister Ismail Sabri Yaakob was complaining that
Jakim’s halal certification was too stringent and a burden on small
industries run by Muslims.” What this meant was that when it comes to
Islam, you could lower the bar because of race. It all depends on which
race)
So, when a Muslim Malaysian, Nurhanizah Abdul Rahman, decided to use a
social media platform to talk about her relationship with her pet dog,
Bubu, as part of some pet food competition, this has apparently caused
distress amongst some Muslims. Did a few Muslim Malaysian cat lovers
participating in the same competition decide to whittle down the
competition by drawing attention to this video? I mean she has to win
now, right? It is the only outcome where good triumphs over stupidity.
I guess you could argue that Nurhanizah made a boo-boo when she
adopted Bubu. See, with this kind of joke, you do not elicit excessive
laughter. Of course, Jakim would take this act seriously. Remember this
is the same religious organisation which got into Aunty Anne’s business
because of a pretzel dog.
Remember, in the pretzel dog controversy, Tourism and Culture
Minister Nazri Abdul Aziz said, “Please don’t make us look so stupid and
backward...”; well, I guess it is too late now.
The ‘greater good’
However, what really bothers me is that this is really a class issue.
Think about it. Do political and economic Muslim elites have to put
with this harsh glare from religious bodies? Are they subject to
allegations that they are “maligning” Islam?
When an Umno Muslim woman does not wear the tudung, silence; when any
other women, especially if she is opposition-leaning or involved in
activism or merely getting on with her life (but does not have the
economic or social advantage that Umno provides), well, she gets the
short end of the Islamic stick.
This is what really sticks in the craw of these religious bureaucrats
- that a woman is “trying to set a new custom which could lead to
actions which malign Islam”, in the words of Jakim director-general
Othman Mustapha.
Mind you, I do not think that Nurhanizah was attempting to do any
such thing. A person attempting such, would not attempt to put the dog
up for adoption and walk her dog (since she had no takers) at night so
as not to upset Muslims in her community.
I do wonder if these same pious members of her community, so easily
distressed, also threw food laced with poison and faeces - cat, dog or
human? - into her compound? No, what she was doing was showing empathy
for an animal, and what she gets in return is a state-sanctioned
religious institution asking her to repent for her sinful ways.
This is why someone like lawyer Siti Kassim who has asked Jakim to
repent, is such a threat. While some men find is funny or pleasurable to
sexually assault cardboard cutouts,
some women like to defend members of the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and
Transgender (LGBT) community from the prejudice of the state, or in this
case, offer shelter, comfort and love to a stray animal. Life is funny
that way.
Moreover, because life is funny or maybe just a tragic comedy, we get
Islamic groups who claim that Islam needs to be defended and decrying
“liberalism”. When you get the Umno president decrying liberalism at a
conference about the "Islamic middle path", linking liberalism to
paedophilia (Nur Fitri Azmeer Nordin case), you understand why most
rational people will never subscribe to the idea that there is a
moderate path in state-sponsored Islam - “This threat (liberalism) will
ruin the Muslim identity because the liberal ones will take the easy
route in matters of religious principles, and from there, groups such as
liberal Muslims, LGBT, human rightism and many more will be born.”
Recently, there have also been calls by various Islamic groups to
name and shame Muslims who do not follow their way of thinking, which is
in the state’s way of thinking. This is an important point. There have been numerous other religious personalities taking Jakim
to task for exceeding its authority by declaring this a “sin” or acting
beyond its jurisdiction but more importantly, drawing attention to the
reality that there are different interpretations of Islam that view this
issue differently. Jakim believes Nurhanizah should repent for the “greater good”.
However, what is the greater good here? Is the greater good, the fact
that this caused “distress” amongst some Muslims? Does the greater good
involve some people in her community acting in a criminal manner by
throwing poison and faecal matter into her compound? Is the greater
good, that some Muslims will fear taking care of stray dogs, for acting
compassionately to animals because they fear opprobrium from some in
their community and possible sanction from the state?
Some folks think this is funny. I do not think this is funny. I do
not think it is funny when another Muslim woman and someone who offers
shelter to stray dogs and cats, Norashikin Ahmad, (as reported earlier
in the year) is kicked out of her house by her mother because the
pressure from pious Muslims who objected to her kind acts towards
animals became too great for her mother shoulder - “The pressure became too much for Shikin’s mother to bear and as a
result, she kicked Shikin, her youngest daughter, out of the house. ‘She
told me take my dogs and cats with me to live somewhere else.’ Only
after Shikin’s older sister interfered did she change her mind. Shikin
now rents the white house from her mother to house disabled cats.”
Nobody is interested of course, but it is issues like these that cause me “distress”.