Rudyard Kipling"
āWhen you're left wounded on Afganistan's plains and
the women come out to cut up what remains, Just roll to your rifle
and blow out your brains,
And go to your God like a soldierā
General Douglas MacArthur"
āWe are not retreating. We are advancing in another direction.ā
āIt is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it.ā āOld soldiers never die; they just fade away.
āThe soldier, above all other people, prays for peace, for he must suffer and be the deepest wounds and scars of war.ā
āMay God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't .ā āThe object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
āNobody ever defended, there is only attack and attack and attack some more.
āIt is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
The Soldier stood and faced God
Which must always come to pass
He hoped his shoes were shining
Just as bright as his brass
"Step forward you Soldier,
How shall I deal with you?
Have you always turned the other cheek?
To My Church have you been true?"
"No, Lord, I guess I ain't
Because those of us who carry guns
Can't always be a saint."
I've had to work on Sundays
And at times my talk was tough,
And sometimes I've been violent,
Because the world is awfully rough.
But, I never took a penny
That wasn't mine to keep.
Though I worked a lot of overtime
When the bills got just too steep,
The Soldier squared his shoulders and said
And I never passed a cry for help
Though at times I shook with fear,
And sometimes, God forgive me,
I've wept unmanly tears.
I know I don't deserve a place
Among the people here.
They never wanted me around
Except to calm their fears.
If you've a place for me here,
Lord, It needn't be so grand,
I never expected or had too much,
But if you don't, I'll understand."
There was silence all around the throne
Where the saints had often trod
As the Soldier waited quietly,
For the judgment of his God.
"Step forward now, you Soldier,
You've borne your burden well.
Walk peacefully on Heaven's streets,
You've done your time in Hell."
DAP - Dilemma Action Party. If it speaks up more on āsensitive
issuesā (see below), politicians will claim that Malays are āunder
threatā from Chinese supposedly ācontrollingā the government. If DAP
just works quietly, itās accused of becoming MCA 2.0.
Deep
State - The discreet alliance of some civil servants, business people,
and other elites who oppose reforms because that will upset their gravy
train of easy money.
DNAA - Do Nothing About Anything when it comes to certain corruption cases. Also called āclose one eyeā.
Dubai
Move - This attempted repeat of the Sheraton Move fizzled out, as did
the London Move. Pushed by power-obsessed politicians who love to keep
destabilising the country because they cannot accept defeat. They didnāt
know that movie sequels usually do poorly.
Green
Wave - Those riding on religion (see below) add racial petrol for more
vroom power in politics. But the volatile mix may eventually explode.
Gerakan - The little mouse trying to hitch a ride at the very tail end of the Green Wave. Still clinging on despite being openly insulted by PAS leaders in Penang.
Half Pardon - Many dare not criticise the person who gave this and therefore slam Prime Minister Anwar Ibrahim instead.
Madani Madness
Kamikaze politics - Suicidal demands that DAP leave the unity government and thus allow the Green Wave to take over the country.
MACC - Mana Ada Corruption Case? (where got corruption case?)
MADANI - MAD About Negligible Improvements. The frustration many feel about the unity governmentās slow reforms.
MCA - Make Chinese Angry, a party that upsets the voters they claim to represent. Officially, part of the unity government but behaves more like an opposition party.
Malay
Unity - The never-ending fights for power and money among Malay
political parties in a merry-go-round of shifting alliances (see
Muafakat Nasional below).
Muafakat Nasional - This political marriage of Umno and PAS in 2019 ended in a nasty divorce after Umno accused its spouse of āmain dua kolamā (fooling around) with another āboyfriendā called Bersatu.
National Bondage
Pakatan
Harapan - The āpact of hopeā that people are losing faith in,
especially after DNAA and the Half Pardon. But supporters have nobody
else to vote for.
PAS - āParti Ajaran Sesatā (Deviant Teachings Party) was what Bersatu president Muhyiddin Yassin called PAS in 2013 when he was Umno deputy president.
Ironically, Muhyiddin himself now embraces PAS in National Bondage (see below).
Bersatu president Muhyiddin Yassin (centre) with PAS president Abdul Hadi Awang and Gerakan president Dominic Lau
Perikatan Nasional - Based on the word āikatā
or ātieā, National Alliance is better translated as National Bondage.
This is because they keep us stuck or ātied upā in small racial issues
like BKT while the rest of Asia zooms forward.
PKR - Perlahan Kerja Reformasi or āslow to work on reformsā, thus leading to MADani (see above).
Riders of Religion - Translation of the Malay phrase āpenunggang agamaā. Refers to those āriding onā or exploiting religion for political gain.
Stained Declarations
Sabah
Wild East - A confusing alphabet soup of political parties such as GRS,
SAPP, PBS, STAR, USNO, PHRS, and LDP. Leaders have hopped from one
party to another in the past. Expect various backroom deals in the
coming state elections.
Sarawak for Sarawakians -
This battle cry has grown louder after Big Brother Umno was defeated in
2018. But the parties complicit in working with Umno for decades are
still in power.
SD - Stained Declarations used to
prove who has āThe Numbersā (see below). Often suspected of being
obtained through unholy promises of positions, power, and even money.
Sedition
Act - A law introduced by the British in 1948 to quash criticism
against the colonial rulers. However, long after Merdeka, the law is
still around and has been made even harsher.
Sensitive issues - A catch-all phrase often used to suppress discussion of important issues. Related to sedition (see above).
The
Numbers - The crazy game of horse trading and indecent proposals played
after elections to see who has enough MPs to take power in Putrajaya.
Now available as a satirical card game.
ULARmak - A combination of the words āulamaā (religious scholars and leaders) and āularā (snake). Refers to so-called āholy menā who speak with forked tongues.
Umno
- When the United Malays National Organisation had unquestioned power,
Umno meant āU Must Not Objectā. In the current uneasy alliance with
Harapan, it's āU Must Not Observeā its faults.