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Advice for women during this World Cup 2006

Friday, June 16, 2006

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require my drink to be refilled or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby who just fell from the second floor ... it won't happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of knick-knacks for me to munch on, and please do not make any funny faces at my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless there's a replay of a good game that I missed during the day. This rule however is discretionary. (please refer to rule 2)

6. Please, please, please!! if you see that I am upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or divorce (not necessarily in that order).

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during the halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the score at halftime score pleases me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have watched them or I haven't watched them before, I want to watch them again. Over and over again ... and as many times as possible.

9. Tell your friends NOT to give birth, or have any children's parties or gatherings that will require my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us over to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights which will be showed on TV every night are just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this ... why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch??", the reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".

12. And finally, please refrain from making expressions like "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because after the World Cup comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League, etc.
Thank you for your cooperation.

Regards,

Men of the World Source, the Ethiopian Reporter.....where I got it from. Here is the original, from the Sun by DAVE MASTERS

posted by Major D Swami (Retired) @ 10:03 PM