Rudyard Kipling"
“When you're left wounded on Afganistan's plains and
the women come out to cut up what remains, Just roll to your rifle
and blow out your brains,
And go to your God like a soldier”
General Douglas MacArthur"
“We are not retreating. We are advancing in another direction.”
“It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it.” “Old soldiers never die; they just fade away.
“The soldier, above all other people, prays for peace, for he must suffer and be the deepest wounds and scars of war.”
“May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't .” “The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
“Nobody ever defended, there is only attack and attack and attack some more.
“It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
The Soldier stood and faced God
Which must always come to pass
He hoped his shoes were shining
Just as bright as his brass
"Step forward you Soldier,
How shall I deal with you?
Have you always turned the other cheek?
To My Church have you been true?"
"No, Lord, I guess I ain't
Because those of us who carry guns
Can't always be a saint."
I've had to work on Sundays
And at times my talk was tough,
And sometimes I've been violent,
Because the world is awfully rough.
But, I never took a penny
That wasn't mine to keep.
Though I worked a lot of overtime
When the bills got just too steep,
The Soldier squared his shoulders and said
And I never passed a cry for help
Though at times I shook with fear,
And sometimes, God forgive me,
I've wept unmanly tears.
I know I don't deserve a place
Among the people here.
They never wanted me around
Except to calm their fears.
If you've a place for me here,
Lord, It needn't be so grand,
I never expected or had too much,
But if you don't, I'll understand."
There was silence all around the throne
Where the saints had often trod
As the Soldier waited quietly,
For the judgment of his God.
"Step forward now, you Soldier,
You've borne your burden well.
Walk peacefully on Heaven's streets,
You've done your time in Hell."
Flashback to the pre-launch
of the Selangor Intelligent Parking (SIP) system in June last year:
Selangor executive councillor Ng Suee Lim outlined the terms - the
concession company was expected to invest RM200 million to develop the
system’s infrastructure, including the installation of about 1,800 CCTV
cameras at parking lots.
Ratepayers in Selayang, Shah Alam, Subang
Jaya City Council (MBSJ), and Shah Alam who were dragged into the state
vs local council imbroglio nine months ago have even more issues that
have to be addressed now.
Ng Suee Lim
Is the RM200 million “investment” for real or just a sweetener to appease the protests and objections from the people and the lawmakers?
Ng
said the move is part of the state government’s efforts to boost
parking revenue, which currently amounts to only about 30 percent
collection from 1,000 designated bays.
“We target a collection rate of over 60 percent and hope to reduce double parking in busy areas,” Ng said.
“The
concessionaire will handle both fee collection and enforcement, under
close supervision from the councils and state government.
For good
measure, Ng threw in this: “It is important to note that the local
councils will not bear any operational costs and are expected to collect
more revenue than before due to system efficiency improvements,
digitalisation, and centralised monitoring.”
But the
concessionaire does not have enforcement power nor legal authority, and
any document related to public parking must be in the name of the
councils.
Cameras nowhere to be seen
In a previous article,
I wrote: “Does MBI Selangor, a state-owned company, have the power to
appoint contractors or concessionaires? Does the private company have
the power to enforce parking regulations, even if it is under the
supervision of council staff? Can they legally issue a summons for
non-payment of parking fees?
“It is akin to saying that the power
to stop, search, and arrest can be delegated to security guards under
the supervision of the police!”
Motorists in these four areas
continue to use the Selangor Smart Parking app, developed earlier by the
state, while summonses, parking tickets, and related enforcement
documents are still issued directly by council staff.
How do I
know this? Over the past two weeks, I visited these four areas and
uncovered even more - the much-touted CCTVs are nowhere to be seen, not
even the pillars or posts where the cameras were supposed to stand.
To put in colloquial Malay, it’s “habuk pun tak ada!” (absolutely nothing, zero, not a single thing.)
Bleeding revenue
Nine
months after the four councils had hurriedly (more reluctantly) signed
the contracts, there seems to be disappointment, but those affected,
including some councillors, have sealed their lips, fearing not being
re-appointed.
So, where is the value-added service, which comes at a huge cost or, in the case of the councils, a huge loss of revenue?
This
is not a parking policy - it is a masterclass in political accounting.
The RM200 million “investment” is waved like a magic wand, yet the
arithmetic shows councils bleeding revenue while concessionaires fatten
their margins.
The promised infrastructure remains invisible,
enforcement powers remain muddled, and the public is left wondering
whether “smart” parking is just another euphemism for dumb governance.
The
deeper rot lies in the governance model itself. Councils are stripped
of autonomy, ratepayers are treated as captive wallets, and the state
government positions itself as visionary while outsourcing
accountability.
What was sold as efficiency is in fact denseness - a financial model where losses are trivialised, and profits privatised.
It is the bureaucratic sleight of hand that turns public accountability into private gain, dressing up opacity as innovation.
The
councils are told they will “collect more revenue,” but the arithmetic
shows otherwise: they are reduced to junior partners in their own
jurisdictions, while concessionaires enjoy guaranteed returns.
This
is not efficiency. It is a distortion. Losses to councils are brushed
aside as inconsequential, borne silently by ratepayers, while profits
are ring-fenced for private actors under the banner of “smart
governance.”
Dense, opaque model
In reality, the model is neither smart nor efficient - it is dense, opaque, and structurally tilted against public interest.
Until
Selangor can demonstrate tangible infrastructure, transparent accounts,
and genuine accountability, the SIP scheme remains a cautionary tale: a
system where efficiency is weaponised as rhetoric, denseness is
institutionalised as policy, and the public is left subsidising
illusions.
This experiment risks becoming a parable of modern
Malaysian governance - where slogans of digitalisation and innovation
mask the same old patronage politics.
The question is not whether
more revenue will be collected, but whether the people will ever see it,
or whether it will vanish into the black box of concessionaire
contracts.
Until the state can show tangible results - cameras
installed, enforcement clarified, transparent accounts published - this
remains less a “smart” system than a costly illusion.
And illusions, unlike parking bays, cannot be monetised forever.